Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.

Book meme
( When I said you could throw the book at me, I didn't mean literally... )

Bored tonight...Ron's gone to the library at college to study, the kids are in bed ('bout damn time) except Abby who is lounging on my couch for her nightly marathon conversation with The Boyfriend.  So here's a meme I found over at sgflutegirl 's journal.


Put your iPod/iTunes/etc on random, and list the first 100 songs that play. No skips, no matter how embarrassing.

( So, do you HAVE any Simon and Garfunkel.... )


Funny how the computer thinks Bon out of Bon Jovi is a typo but accepts Kajagoogoo!

Your Animal is the Raven

You have an incredible work ethic and are very tenacious. You like to productive. No matter what you want in life, you're committed to making it happen. You are infinitely patent. You are philosophical about life and feel that good things will eventually come. You believe it's important to carve out your own space in the world. You will change your life until you feel comfortable.

I am patent, but a lousy proofreader I guess.  Hrm.

You Speak Canadian Slang

Canadian Slang: 75% New England Slang: 50% Aussie Slang: 25% Prison Slang: 25% Southern Slang: 25% Victorian Slang: 25%

Funny. I thought I was as redneck as they come.  Or do they have rednecks in Canada? ;)

It is 4 degrees this morning. 

Copy catted from euclase 

Put your MP3 player on shuffle, and write down the first line of the first twenty songs. Post the poem that results. The first line of the twenty-first is the title.



Give me a ticket for an airplane

I'm coming home
Chiquitita tell me what's wrong
Some boys kiss me
Between the perfect world and the bottom line

Come on, take me to the Mardi Gras
Goodbye Joe, me gotta go, me oh my oh
I feel tears wellin' up
Love on the rocks

And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Song sung blue, everybody knows one
Well my name's John Lee Pettimore
Super Trouper beams are gonna blind me

Steve walks warily down the street
Looks like we made it
Our love is like water
Take these chains from my heart

"Rosa sat so we could stand. Martin stood so we could run. Obama ran so we can fly."

--overheard by hubby on WoW

My mouse is sticky.

So I can Ride the SLUT!

stole this from karaokegal (hostess with the mostest of the  annual come as you aren't Halloween party)

( they're coming to take me away, ha ha! )

1. Who has a Sharpie?
2. Why can I not find a Sharpie when I need one for legitimate grown up stuff?
3. Who, with the Sharpie, wrote H, S, and C on the wall over the bathtub taps? It has to be someone with relatively high reasoning skills, to work out which tap does what and what letter connotes that function.  Yet, this person surely should be old enough NOT TO WRITE ON MY WALLS IN SHARPIE!

Beatings will continue until morale improves.

Because I would soooo benefit from it.

engrishfunny.com/

http://graphjam.com/

ETA I didn't make this graph, if I did it would have been 90% SGA, 9% Doctor Who, and 1% everything else...